100 Funny Wednesday Quotes To Boost Your Mood and Funny Images

Funny Wednesday Quotes: Do you need a laugh this Wednesday? To get you through Hump Day, we’ve compiled amusing Wednesday quotes, sayings, and texts (along with photos and pictures). A wonderful time! We can give you a dose of sarcasm, fun, and humor through these funny quotes to boost your midweek vigor or if you are feeling down.

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Funny Good Morning Wednesday Quotes Wednesday Images

Looking for more Wednesday memes, quotations, and sayings. To get through the week with a smile and some humor, share these cute, brief messages and texts about good Wednesday with your friends and family.

Funny Wednesday Quotes

1. “Wednesday will be amazing so wake up and smile.”

2. “Wednesdays were the best thing about Atlantis. The middle of the week was a traditional holiday there. Everyone stopped work and celebrated the fact that half the week was over.” – Walter Moers

3. “Wednesday is the perfect mix of “wow, it’s Wednesday already?” and “it’s only Wednesday?”

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Funny Wednesday Quotes inspirational words of wisdom and encouragement

4. “Help!!!! Why is Wednesday spelled like that !!!!” – Blake Shelton

5. “Good morning Wednesday! Spreading some early morning cheerfulness to get you day started. Wishing you a lovely day.”

6. “Today is Workout Wednesday. Make a change in your life by pushing your limits.”

7. “On Wednesdays we wear pink.” – Mean Girls

8. “Welcome to another wonderful Wednesday. Wake up and be thankful!”

9. “Today is Walk Tall Wednesday. Walk tall with your head held high. Don’t let yourself shrink into the background today. Be confident in yourself.”

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Funny Wednesday Work Quotes Powerful Words of Wisdom To Keep You Inspired

10. “Today is “walk it off” Wednesday. If something is bothering you, walk it off by taking a walk and getting some fresh air. Then, see if there is anything you can do to resolve this issue. Sometimes, however, all we need is some time to go outside for a walk to get some air. That act alone can help us calm down.”

11. “I suppose it is tempting, if the only tool you have is a hammer, to treat everything as if it were a nail.”

12. “Did you say, it’s only Wednesday? Can I have more coffee please???”

13. “On this Wednesday, you might be waiting for the right time to do that thing that you have always wanted to do but never found the right time. If you keep asking yourself “when” the right time is, the answer is now! Now is the time to seize the day and make your goals a reality. Do not let anyone hold you back, including your own self.”

14. “Hip hip hooray, it is happy hump day!” (Wednesday)

15. “Happy Wednesday! I think I can see the weekend from here.”

Funny Wednesday Quotes To Boost Your Mood and Funny Images
Funny Wednesday Quotes To Boost Your Mood and Funny Images

16. “Nothing ruin Friday more than realizing that today is Wednesday.”

17. “Today is Wednesday! Thank God and be grateful that you get to live another day.”

18. “People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing. That’s why we recommend it daily.” – Zig Ziglar

19. “It’s Wednesday. That means that we are over the hump!”

20. “Have a Wacky Wednesday! Don’t forget to smile and laugh once in a while.”

21. “It is Wellness Wednesday. Take care of yourself, stay refreshed, and stress less.”

22. “Those who do not feel pain seldom think that it is felt.”Dr. Samuel Johnson

23. “When people refer to ‘Back in the Day,’ it was a Wednesday. Just a little fun fact for you.” – Dane Cook

24. “In life only one thing is certain, Friday will come.”

25. “Today is “Wonderful Women Wednesday.” Here’s to all the strong women out there who are wonderful in their own unique way.”

26. “May your Wednesday be a blessed day.”

27. “There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.”- Albert Einstein

28. “Some people are always grumbling because roses have thorns. I am thankful that thorns have roses.”

29. “Hump Day…Not as depressing as Monday, not as exciting as Friday.”

30. “Today is “Wake up Wednesday.” Don’t just slide out of bed today. Jump out of bed and go for an early morning run if that will wake you up. Listen to energetic music that will pump you up for the day ahead. Grab a nice cup of coffee and get ready to tackle your day.”

31. “I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.”

32. “Wednesdays are like Mondays in the middle of the week!” – Lee Fox Williams

33. “Have a happy Wednesday! May the Lord bless your day with peace of mind and a heart full of happiness.”

34. “Practical! On Wednesday afternoons I could be practically anything. What’s up” – Kit Williams

35. “Happy Wednesday! God’s mercies beget a fresh morning. Have an amazing day.”

36. “Wednesdays will always bring smiles for the second half of the week.” –Anthony T. Hincks

37. “Have a wacky Wednesday!!!”

38. “Today is Wednesday. I’m breathing. I’m healthy. I’m blessed. I’m grateful for this day.”

39. “They didn’t want it good, they wanted it Wednesday.” – Robert A. Heinlein

40. “I am happier than a camel on a Wednesday.”

41. “It will not be lonely on Wednesday when it has all around it.” – Anthony T. Hincks

42. “Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.”– Will Rogers

43. “Today will be a wonderful Wednesday if you let it. Allow yourself to have a good day and everything else will fall into place.”

44. “Welcome! Today’s special are: Lack of sleep, up too early and low on patience. Thank you come again.”

45. “Worry is as useless as a handle on a snowball.” -Mitzi Chandler

46. “Happy Wednesday! You are who you are; be happy with what you are called to do.”

47. “Have a great Wednesday. Only two more days until Friday.”

48. “It must be Wednesday, there goes that camel again.”

49. “Without the week, where would the week be?” – Anthony T. Hincks

50. “Okay! I did Monday and Tuesday. I would like to move straight to Friday now.”

Funny Wednesday Work Quotes

51. “When a day that you happen to know is Wednesday starts off sounding like Sunday, there is something seriously wrong somewhere.” – John Wyndham

52. “Good Wednesday Morning everyone! Put a smile on your face we going over the hump and down sliding to the weekend.”

53. “On Wednesday, when the sky is blue, and I have nothing else to do, I sometimes wonder if it’s true That who is what and what is who.” – Winnie-the-Pooh

54. “My job is to give people who work hard all week something to enjoy on Saturdays and Wednesdays.” – Arsene Wenger

55. “Be like a duck. Calm on the surface, but always paddling like the dickens underneath.”- Michael Caine

56. “Good Morning!!!Guess what day it is??? Yep….hump day!!!”

57. “Elephants love Wednesday, and so will you.” – Anthony T. Hincks

58. “It’s only Wednesday…Hang in there!”

59. “You miss 100 percent of the shots you don’t take.”– Wayne Gretzky

60. “Happy Wednesday!!! When is Friday coming?”

61. “When work feels overwhelming, remember that you’re going to die.”

62. “Keep Calm. It’s only Wednesday. We still have 2 more days to go.”

63. “Wednesday’s child is full of woe.”

64. “I will always choose a lazy person to do a hard job, because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.”

65. “Always keep a bottle of wine in the fridge for special occasion, you know, like Wednesday.”

Funny Good Morning Wednesday Quotes

66. “If all our national holidays were observed on Wednesdays, we could wind up with nine-day weekends.” – George Carlin

67. “If you see me talking to myself. I’m having a staff meeting.”

68. “Good Wednesday morning! Today we are going to get over the hump and slide on to the weekend.”

69. “Good Morning! Part of me thinking ‘Wow, it’s Wednesday already’ and the other part is thinking ‘What do you mean, it’s only Wednesday?!”

70. “Happy Wednesday! I thought that I would stop by with a smile to brighten up your Wednesday for a while.”

71. “There are more myths about Black Wednesday than the Greeks ever created.” – John Major

72. “On Wednesday afternoons I could be practically anything.” – Kit Williams

73. “I’d like mornings better if thy started later.”

74. “Whether you think you can or whether you think you can’t, you’re right!”– Henry Ford

75. “Sometimes all takes is just a little smile to get us up and over the hump.”

76. “Wednesday can only dream of becoming Thursday.” – Anthony T. Hincks

77. “To some, it’s Hump Day. To us, it’s Wednesday’s getting its ass kicked and Thursday just asking Friday to switch places.” – Dwayne Johnson

78. “A Wednesday with no rain is a dry hump day.” – Demetri Martin

79. “Keep going! You’re half way to the weekend.”

80. “The only way I can get through Wednesday is by avoiding people who call it Hump Day.”

Fun, Smart, Sarcastic and Inspiring Wednesday Quotes

81. “Good Morning. Happy Wednesday. Need my morning coffee.”

82. “Wednesday: it’s almost, sorta, kinda, close to, just, about nearly the weekend.”

83. “Happy, Happy Wednesday! Smile the week is half over!”

84. “Today is “Work Hard Wednesday.” While you should give it your best every day, this Wednesday, remind yourself of how your hard work will pay off. Instead of phoning it in today, make an effort in every little thing you do. See how much of a difference your hard work makes and strive to work hard every day.”

85. “It takes less time to do a thing right, than it does to explain why you did it wrong.”

86. “The sun is shining, it is a brand new day, and I am happy to be alive. Happy Wednesday!”

87. “Wednesday: Halfway to the weekend! Enjoy your day!”

88. “Sometimes the best part of my job is that the chair swivels.”

89. “The best computer is a man, and it’s the only one that can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. ”

90. “To dream of the person you wish to be is to waste the person you are.”

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