Funny Sunday Quotes: The best funny Sunday quotes that are fun, sarcastic, happy, for a lazy Sunday morning or some hilarious motivation to end the week with a smile. You’ll find here a wonderful collection of Happy and Funny Sunday Quotes and Sayings, as well as inspirational quotes by well-known authors and celebrities, all designed to get you off to an excellent start for the week that lies ahead. Have a pleasant and unhurried Sunday, and don’t forget to smile! If you want to send more best motivational quotes on Monday, take a look at our inspirational Monday morning quotes. Sunday is always the best time to get inspired, and if you want to send more inspirational quotes on Monday, take a look at our Sunday Inspirational Quotes.
1. “You can cut all the flowers but you cannot keep spring from coming.” – Pablo Neruda
2. “If Easter says anything to us today, it says this: You can put truth in a grave but it won’t stay there.” – Clarence W. Hall
3. “SUNDAY – Take it slow and give your soul a chance to catch up with your body.”
4. “5 steps to a productive Sunday: Wake up early; Get some fresh air; Set a schedule; Make time for yourself; Be goal-oriented.”
5. “Sundays are awesome.”
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6. “Monday. The moment when Sunday stops feeling like a Sunday and the anxiety of Monday kicks in.”
7. “Sunday, the day for the language of leisure.” – Elfriede Jelinek
8. “They found the stone rolled away from the tomb, but when they entered, they did not find the body of the Lord Jesus.” – Luke 24:2-3
9. “Sunday is the best day. You know you had an amazing week. Time to recover and think how you gonna kill the next one.”
10. “We cannot save the world without God’s help, but He can’t save the world without ours. We need His love; He needs our hands and feet.” – Marianne Williamson
11. “Today Give yourself a break! Happy Sunday!”
12. “Easter spells out beauty, the rare beauty of new life.” – S.D. Gordon
13. “It’s Sunday, therefore I am 100% motivated to do nothing today!”
14. “If your Sunday doesn’t involve wine & yoga pants you’re doing it wrong.”
15. “Jesus looked at them and said, ‘With man this is impossible, but not with God; all things are possible with God.’” – Mark 10:27
16. “A Sunday well spent brings a week of content.”
17. “Do not let your Sunday be taken from you. If your soul has no Sunday, it becomes an orphan.”
18. “Prayer pushes us through life’s slumps, propels us over the humps, and pulls us out of the dumps. Prayer is the oomph we need to get the answers we seek.” – Max Lucado
19. “Let go of all the worries and anxiety to be light and free.”
20. “Sunday clears away the rust of the whole week.”
21. “Sunday a day to refuel your soul and be grateful for your blessings.”
22. “Sunday clears away the rust of the whole week.” – Joseph Addison
23. “Sunday evenings often feel like the weekend is over before it’s even begun.”
24. “You know what Sunday is, and it’s a day with a lot of potential for naps.” – Polly Horvath
25. “We must not get tired of doing good, for we will reap at the proper time if we don’t give up.” – Galatians 6:9
26. “Have a lovely Sunday! Wherever you go, no matter.”
27. “There would be no Christmas if there was no Easter.” – Gordon P. Hinckley
28. “We love because he first loved us.” – 1 John 4:19
29. “As he was drawing near—already on the way down the Mount of Olives—the whole multitude of his disciples began to rejoice and praise God with a loud voice for all the mighty works that they had seen.” – Luke 19:37
30. “Jesus said to her, ‘I am the resurrection and the life. Whoever believes in me, though he die, yet shall he live.’” – John 11:25
31. “No winter lasts forever; no spring skips its turn.” – Hal Borland
32. “I still believe in Santa, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy and true love. Don’t even try to tell me different.” – Dolly Parton
33. “The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our weekend.” – Chuck Palahniuk
34. “Easter is meant to be a symbol of hope, renewal, and new life.” – Janine di Giovanni
35. “Sunday is your best day. You know you had an amazing week. Time to recover and think how you gonna kill the next one.”
36. “God is not a Sunday plumber – he’s always available…”
37. “With great power the apostles continued to testify to the resurrection of the Lord Jesus. And God’s grace was so powerfully at work in them all.” – Acts 4:33
38. “Bear with each other and forgive one another if any of you has a grievance against someone. Forgive as the Lord forgave you.” – Colossians 3:13
39. “Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats; then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure.” – Fred Allen
40. “Start this Sunday with a clean heart. No doubt, no tears, no fear, no worry.”
41. “Hello, Sunday. May you be blessed with love in your heart, happiness in your home, peace in your soul, and joy in your life.”
42. “Never doubt the benefit of kind words. While you may not realize it, the impact of your words may be with the person not only on this Sunday but for the rest of the week! Words have power, use them for good.”
43. “Do not let the shadows of yesterday spoil your sunshine today. Have a beautiful Sunday.”
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45. “Sunday checklist: do nothing & chill.”
46. “The great gift of Easter is hope.” – Basil Hume
47. “God has blessed us so much – let’s bless as many other people as we can by bringing justice and helping the poor.” – Matt Brown
48. “The frantic pace of life is only interrupted by the quietness of Sunday.” – Byron Pulsifer
49. “The Easter eggs symbolizes our ability to break out of the hardened, protective shell we’ve surrounded ourselves with that limits our thoughts and beliefs. As we break open our hearts and minds we discover a transformation to new, life enhancing thoughts and beliefs.” – Siobhan Shaw
50. “On Sunday mornings, as the dawn burned into the day, swarms of gulls descended on the uncollected trash, hovering and dropping in the cold clear light.” – Edward Conlon
51. “May your Sunday be full of fun and laughter.” – Kate Summers
52. “He exerted when he raised Christ from the dead and seated him at his right hand in the heavenly realms.” – Ephesians 1:20
53. “Take Max Lucado’s words to heart this Sunday and give God all your worries.”
54. “Yet we should be mistaken if we, therefore, supposed that the Roman occupation could be dismissed as an incident without consequence. It had given time for the Christian faith to plant itself.” – Winston Churchill
55. “God works all things for good to those who love Him and persevere through to victory.” – Faith Marie Baczko
56. “Palm Sunday is like a glimpse of Easter. It’s a little bit joyful after being somber during Lent.” – Laura Gale
57. “It is a trustworthy statement, deserving full acceptance, that Christ Jesus came into the world to save sinners, among whom I am foremost of all.” – 1 Timothy 1:15
58. “Hello, Sunday. When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile.”
59. “When I woke up Sunday morning at the Open and stepped outside and felt the wind and rain in my face, I knew I had an excellent chance to win if I just took my time and trusted myself.” – Tom Kite
60. “Although I understand that all days are equal with 24 hours each, most of us agree that Friday is the longest day of the week and Sunday the shortest! D.S.” – Mixell
61. “Today is Sunday, so please conduct yourself accordingly. Sleep in, sip tea, lay around in your pajamas, listen to good music, and indulge yourself in an afternoon nap.”
62. “Be strong, and let your heart take courage, all you who wait for the Lord!” – Psalm 31:24
63. “Lust is Saturday night; love is Sunday morning.”
64. “The very first Easter taught us this: that life never ends and love never dies.” – Kate McGahan
65. “Easter Sunday, the resurrection of Jesus, gives absolute meaning to the hope in Christianity.” – Byron Pulsifer
66. “Each morning you wake to be thankful, grateful, and appreciate who you are, you have life, you’re blessed, and you’re beautiful.”
67. “I always look forward to Sunday; a day to offer my thanks; to give glory to the one true God of the universe and the purveyor of all peace.” – Byron Pulsifer
68. “Therefore what God has joined together, let no one separate.” – Mark 10:9
69. “For I remember it is Easter Morn and life and love and peace are all new born.” – Alice Freeman Palmer
70. “’Twas Easter-Sunday. The full-blossomed trees filled all the air with fragrance and with joy.” – Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
71. “And Peter said to them, ‘Repent and be baptized every one of you in the name of Jesus Christ for the forgiveness of your sins, and you will receive the gift of the Holy Spirit.’” – Acts 2:38
72. “Your smile can save a distressed soul, gladden a sad heart, or heal; a broken spirit. Have a blessed day.”
73. “Because he poured out his soul to death and was numbered with the transgressors; yet he bore the sin of many, and makes intercession for the transgressors.” – Isaiah 53:12
74. “May happiness be with you and success follow you May God be with you and may He bless you.” – Irish Blessing
75. “A man who was completely innocent, offered himself as a sacrifice for the good of others, including his enemies, and became the ransom of the world. It was a perfect act.” – Mahatma Gandhi
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77. “It’s on Sunday. I don’t move on Sundays.”
78. “Sundays… Sleep until you’re hungry. Then eat until you’re sleepy.”
79. “Finally, be strong in the Lord and in the strength of his might.” – Ephesians 6:10
80. “We understand and acknowledge that the Resurrection has placed a glorious crown upon all of Christ’s sufferings!” – A.W. Tozer
81. “You cannot have the beginnings of a productive week without a Sunday spent in the calmness of the day.” – Byron Pulsifer
82. “Have a blessed and beautiful Sunday.”
83. “To plant a garden is to believe in tomorrow.” – Audrey Hepburn
84. “A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg, even if you’re cracked.”
85. “Sunday is the perfect day to refuel your soul and to be grateful for every one of your blessings.”
86. “Sunday is my favorite day.” – Emma Caulfield“Sunday is my favorite day.” – Emma Caulfield
87. “Why is Sunday a day of rest because it is different than all the rest.” – Byron Pulsifer
88. “Without Sunday, I wouldn’t know when to put on the brakes of a hurtling life.” – Byron Pulsifer
89. “God proved His love on the Cross. When Christ hung, and bled, and died, it was God saying to the world, ‘I love you.’” – Billy Graham
90. “Our Lord has written the promise of resurrection, not in books alone, but in every leaf in springtime.” – Martin Luther King Jr.
91. “It’s not that we spend five days looking forward to just two. It’s that most people do what they enjoy most in those two days. Imagine living a life where every day is your Saturdays and Sundays. Make every day for your weekend. Make every day a play-day…” – James A. Murphy
92. “Oh dear Sunday, I want to sleep in your arms and fun day.”
93. “Blessed are those who have not seen and have yet believed.” – John 20:29
94. “Our lord has written the promise of resurrection, not in books alone but in every leaf of springtime.” – Martin Luther
95. “Sunday is a day to clear the mind of all that has transpired the week before.” – Byron Pulsifer
96. “Sunday is the day when I prepare for the week ahead by making improbable To-Do lists and browsing Pinterest for ideas on how to decorate my imaginary mansion.” – Nanea Hoffman
97. “All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt!” – Charles M. Schulz
98. “No pain, no palm; no thorns, no throne; no gall, no glory; no cross, no crown.” – William Penn
99. “Christ the Lord is risen today, sons of men and angels say. Raise your joys and triumphs high; sing, ye heavens and earth reply.” – Charles Wesley
100. “Sunday on the beach, having seashells in the pocket, sand in the shoes, was the day to refuel our souls and be grateful to the blessings.” – jump
101. “Be in the habit of getting up bright and early on the weekends. Why waste such precious time in bed?” – Marilyn Vos Savant
102. “It’s a beautiful Sunday morning and a great opportunity to thank the Lord for reminding us of how blessed we are.”
103. “Each morning, we are born again. What we do today is what matters most. Happy Sunday.”
104. “Lazy Sunday.”
105. “Don’t worry about yesterday or last month. Today is a new day, so renew your mind this morning. Be positive and start fresh.”
106. “If you bless others you will be blessed so be blessed and be a blessing to others.” – Jean Renee Porter
107. “They took branches of palm trees and went forth to meet him, and cried, Hosanna! Blessed is he who comes in the name of the Lord!” – John 12:13
108. “For God did not send his Son into the world to condemn the world, but to save the world through him.” – John 3:16-17
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110. “May your Sunday be blessed with love, joy, peace, and happiness.”
111. “A man who was completely innocent, offered himself as a sacrifice for the good of others, including his enemies, and became the ransom of the world. It was the perfect act.” – Mahatma Gandhi
112. “On this Sunday, let us take a few moments to stop and thank God for all of the beauty that is in this world.”
113. “Easter is very important to me. It’s a second chance.” – Reba McEntire
114. “Trust in God’s sweet timing and don’t ever, ever think that you don’t have value on this earth. You are born for such a time as this.” – Heather Lindsey
115. “Golf is just the adult version of an Easter Egg Hunt.”
116. “May your Sunday be filled with sunshine and blessings!”
117. “There are always flowers for those who want to see them.” – Henri Matisse
118. “Relax and Recharge this Sunday A Sunday well-spent brings a week of content.” – Proverb
119. “I try not to work too many Sundays. At least on Sunday nights, I try to chill out a little bit. I call it Sunday Funday.” – Miley Cyrus
120. “Happy Sunday. Whatever you’ve got planned to enjoy. Wishing you a restful, peaceful, beautiful day.”
121. “Alleluia, how the people cheer and palm leaves rustle as the king draws near.” – John Beavis
122. “Don’t waste a single Sunday. If you don’t waste Sundays, you will be less likely to waste Mondays, Tuesdays, and Wednesdays.”
123. “On Sunday, I think the most important thing for me is to turn my brain off. The idea of not trying is the key because that’s where you’re relaxed enough to let your brain make new connections.” – Rebecca Stead
124. “Egg hunts are proof that your children can find things when they really want.”
125. “Sunday is like this entertainment scrum for me because I’ve only got a day, one day of fun. So I want to have brunch, and I want to see a movie, and I want to watch ‘Game of Thrones,’ and I’m trying to watch ‘The Sopranos’ from the beginning, and I want to play four hours of video games. So, it’s, like, as disciplined as my work life.” – Aisha Tyler
126. “With the coming of spring, I am calm again.” – Gustav Mahler
127. “Sunday is another opportunity to give hope, encouragement, and comfort to those we meet.” – Byron Pulsifer
128. “Therefore, if anyone is in Christ, the new creation has come: The old has gone, the new is here!” – 2 Corinthians 5:17
129. “Easter is the only time of year when it is safe to put all your eggs in one basket.”
130. “Miracles are not contrary to nature, but only contrary to what we know about nature. St.” – Augustine
131. “Good morning. Start where you are, use what you have, do what you can. Happy Sunday.”
132. “Blessed is the king who comes in the name of the Lord! Peace in heaven and glory in the highest!” – Luke 19:38
133. “SUNDAY – The day I planned a lot but did nothing.” – Lovely Goyal
134. “And being found in appearance as a man, he humbled himself by becoming obedient to death—even death on a cross!” – Philippians 2:8
135. “How I long for the day to come when Sunday is every day of the week.” – Byron Pulsifer
136. “This is the day the Lord has made; let us rejoice and be glad in it.” – Psalm 118:24
137. “Sunday is a time when you sit back and reflect on all the blessings that you have received. Smile at all the good things that you are enjoying.” – Sera Train
138. “Well, there’s nothing better than putting your feet up on a Sunday afternoon and grabbing a good book.” – Chris Klein
139. “Prayer is a conversation between you and God. Don’t be afraid to talk to him. Don’t worry about what you will say. Speak from your heart.” – Nicky Gumbel
140. “Ah, Sunday, the day of rest… now THAT’S something to be thankful for!” – Aaron P. Taylor
Funny Sunday Messages
- “Sunday is the day when I prepare for the week ahead by making improbable ‘To Do’ lists and browsing Pinterest for ideas on how to decorate my imaginary mansion.” Nanea Hoffman
- “Although I understand that all days are equal with 24 hours each, most of us agree that Friday is the longest day of the week and Sunday the shortest!” D.S. Mixell
- “Without Sunday, I wouldn’t know when to put on the brakes of a hurtling life.” Byron Pulsifer
- “Inspiration is a guest that does not willingly visit the lazy.” Tchaikovsky
- “I hate housework! You make the beds; you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.” Joan Rivers
- “Sunday. The day I planned a lot but did nothing.” Lovely Goyal
- “There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.” Henry Kissinger
- “Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.” Paul Terry
- “I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.” Joe E. Lewis
- “Sundays tend to be a day where just I do nothing but visit people. It’s kind of like trick-or-treating.” Chuck Palahniuk
- “The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend.” Chuck Palahniuk
- “Sunday — that airless graveyard that the brutalized week finally stumbles into and collapses”. Chandler Brossard
- “Tomorrow is the only day in the year that appeals to a lazy man.” Jimmy Lyons
- “The goal of Sunday is to leave my home as little as possible.” Mark Morris
Sunday…
We’ve created a list of 140 funny Sunday quotes that will make your day happy. Just relax. Relax. Let these Sunday quotes start your next week with inspiring and uplifting words. Enjoy, and be thankful!
- “Sunday is a day to clear the mind of all that has transpired the week before.” – Byron Pulsifer
Because most of us continue to take off from work on Sundays, this makes it one of the days that many people look forward to the most. It’s a day off from work, so we can sleep in, go to church, visit with family and friends, or do whatever else we want to do. Sunday is the ideal day for relieving stress and making memories that will last throughout the rest of the week.
We have compiled a list of one hundred and twenty humorous Sunday quotes that are sure to brighten your day. Just take it easy. Relax. Permit the words of these Sunday quotes to set the tone for an encouraging and productive week ahead. Have fun and remember to be grateful!
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