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There are just as many people who are drowning in kids and relatives; people who seemingly have everything that Christmas has to offer, who still want nothing more than to just escape it all and be free of it.
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Christmas has become little more than a global commercial monster that has nothing to do with beauty and love at all but instead spends billions on selling you the ideal fantasy of what beauty and love is all about.
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And if you can’t live up to this fantasy, then Christmas chews you up and shits you down the sewer without a second’s thought. After all, if you can’t handle Christmas, you’re expendable.
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And what about all the relationships that end during Christmas?
Arguments are more likely to happen. Tensions are running high because of the stress of putting on the “perfect” Christmas, and one false move could easily lead to divorce (or worse). Not to mention infidelity. How many drunken Christmas parties at the office haven’t resulted in drunken trysts in a broom closet? That can never be a recipe for disaster, right?
Bad things seem to be more common around Christmas time.
People die a lot. They get sick a lot. Planes are delayed and travelers are forced to spend their holiday sleeping in an airport while talking with their families on a cellphone that’s rapidly running out of battery.
People end up in more car accidents than usual because they’re in a hurry to get to places and the ice and the snow takes care of the rest…
Did I mention that they get sick a lot? Yeah, if the kids have a cold, expect everyone gathered to wake up with a fever and a severe cough the next day. Have fun celebrating Yule time when all your hard work and effort have been ruined by a common viral infection of your upper respiratory tract.
Maybe you have unpaid bills to worry about? Your job could be in jeopardy and you spend all Christmas agonizing over all the money you’ve wasted on presents and food and lights and decorations…… while all the time you don’t know if you’ll have a roof over your head, come January.
Maybe you’ll join the people on the street who sleep under their newspapers?
Perhaps your kids will be taken into foster care, where they’ll never get to experience the joys of Christmas that you failed to show them?
I don’t know what a happy Christmas is supposed to be. I don’t even know if I know what happiness is. It seems so calculated to me. All of it. Happiness is probably fleeting at best. Do you have happy moments that come and go, but to remain happy or have a happy disposition all the time? I think you probably have to be born with something like that.
Christmas depresses a lot of people (including me) because you HAVE to be happy.
If you’re not smiling all the time and joining in the fun, you’ll get angry looks from people all around you, reminding you that YOU’RE the party pooper.