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1. Don’t let the dream do away, keep it alive. Press the snooze button. Good morning.
2. Whether you set the alarm or not the morning will still come. Good morning!
3. My alarm can’t let me sleep in peace. Good morning, Have a beautiful day.
4. Morning is the best time to relax; it’s only that it comes at the most inconvenient time of the day. Good morning, Have a happy day.
5. Good morning! I’ve got your coffee right here. Open up wide and let me put it in for you- no spilling this time, okay? (It is a Funny Morning Text) Good morning nice day.
6. What a great morning! It’s good to see you, let me know if I can do anything for you today. Good morning my dear.
7. Funny Ways to Say Good Morning Over Text Good morning darling!
8. Everyone expects me to be a morning person. Well, I could try it out… only if mornings started in the afternoon. Good morning.
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9. Every morning when my eyes open, I give thanks for this wonderful life of mine! Good morning!
10. You’re not up yet? I’ll tell you what, let’s go back to bed. Good morning, Have a beautiful day.
11. I adore you, I adore you, I adore you, I adore you, and I adore you. You’re my solid rock baby, and I adore you. Good morning, my sweetheart. I’m looking forward to unwrapping you and giving you a lick. Good morning, Have a happy day.
12. The most important factor is love. You are the only one who has the key to my heart. When I watch you smile with grace, it makes me happy. You are everything to me. My bread and butter. Good morning nice day.
13. Good morning, my best friend! Thank you for your friendship, and I look forward to seeing you again soon. Good morning my dear.
14. Hello, there! I’m not sure how tough it is for you to say goodbye to a close friend, but once we’re done here, it’ll be time to sleep. Good morning darling!
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15. Hello and good morning! How are you doing? I hope we have a wonderful day today. Good morning.
16. Good Morning to a friend who starts each day by asking important questions: Should I get up at ten or eleven? Is there pizza leftover from last night? Have a good day, deep thinker! Good morning!
17. The first time I set my eyes on you, I almost hit my head on a rock because I could not take my eyes off you. I was rescued by an old woman who gave me a dirty slap for being too naughty. Good morning my heart! Have a beautiful day.
18. Today I woke up with a horrible realization that it is not Friday, and tomorrow is not Friday either. What is even worse is that the day after tomorrow is also not Friday. Good morning friend. Have a happy day.
19. If you had a nightmare, I hope this text heightens the horror of the scenes. LOL. Good morning nice day.
20. Good morning! Go ahead, drink some coffee and make it look like you know what you are doing. Good morning my dear.
21. I want to kiss you, lick you, bite you, and make sure I eat every bit of you. My sweet buffalo meat. I miss it. Good morning! Have a lovely day.
22. Good Morning to someone I would like to consider to be a friend. Don’t get too excited. I stated that I would like to. Good morning.
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23. I wake up in the morning and the first thing I think of is you, the second thing is hot cocoa, the third and fourth is you again. Good morning peaches. Good morning!
24. If you did not see me as the first thing after you woke up, I’ll advise you to sleep again. Good morning, darling. Good morning, Have a beautiful day.
25. They said you only ask “How was your night?” when you did adult things the previous night. So how was yours? Good morning, baby. Have a happy day.
26. I’m the first to send you a good morning message. Yay! I just won a competition between us that you’re not even aware of. Good morning, sweetheart.
27. Good morning, and I’m in a great mood! I hope you have a lovely day ahead of you. Good morning my dear.
28. Good morning, and I hope all is well with you. It’s a lovely day outside, with your favorite shade of sunshine and plenty of fresh air to start the week! Good morning darling!
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29. Daylight, fresh air, and the uncontrollable clamor of the birds are the three deadliest enemies of the morning muffle! Hello and good morning! (It’s a collection of witty Good Morning Texts) Good morning.
30. Hello and good morning. Remember to smile and be thankful for another day. Good morning!
31. It’s time to finally wake up with your great hunger for breakfast. I know you’ve been thinking about food all night. Have a wonderful day! Good morning, Have a beautiful day.
32. Wishing you a refreshing cup of coffee and a very short Monday! Good morning, Have a happy day.
33. Good luck with your waking up at the noon, reading this good morning text on your phone, and then going back to sleep again thinking it’s still early in the morning. Good morning nice day.
34. You are annoying like the alarm clock. But at least I have someone to yell at when I wake up in the morning. Good morning dear!
35. Your good morning text is my motivation to start every day. Don’t ever forget to text me in the morning unless you want to have a bad day! Good morning darling!
36. You’re a charming prince in my dreams but a nightmare in my mornings. That’s why I love to sleep so much. Good morning! Good morning.
37. I was thinking of borrowing a kiss from you this morning. Will you give one to me? I have no problem returning it with huge interest! Good morning!
38. I can’t tell you how much I love to stay in my bed and keep texting you but the alarm clock is yelling so loud and a mug of coffee is waiting for me. Good morning, Have a beautiful day.
39. Good Morning! Please wake up and be thankful for a husband like me! Good morning, Have a happy day.
40. You need to learn how to wake up early and make a fragrant cup of coffee for your boyfriend. Good morning nice day.
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41. Since you’re not a cup of coffee, why should I wake up early? Good morning my dear.
42. I was trying to write a very romantic good morning text for you. But then I woke up and realized that I’m not a poet. Good morning darling!
43. Hello and good morning! It prevents you from sleeping any longer, regardless of the day of the week. You must get up and go to work. Good morning.
44. I was about to start making breakfast when the alarm went off. It appears that I’ll be eating cereal today! Good morning!
45. Life is a never-ending celebration! Everything is in place, including my lipstick. Then the alarm goes off. Good morning, Have a beautiful day.
46. Good morning and thank you for one more day of knowing me to the core but still not leaving me. You’re a good friend indeed! Good morning, Have a happy day.
47. Every morning is a battle between the superego and the id, and I am a mere foot soldier with mud and a snooze button on her shield. Good morning nice day.