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1. Good day to the person I’d want to spend another day with. I’m utterly smitten with you. I wish you a wonderful day! Good day, Good morning my sweetheart.
2. Have you gotten out of bed yet? In my dreams, I can’t seem to find you. Have a wonderful day! Good morning sweetheart!
3. You’ve done it once more, and I can’t believe it! You have got me all to yourself on another day. I’m so excited that I’m going to make sure we both have a fantastic day today. Good morning!
4. It keeps you from sleeping any longer, no matter what day of the week it is. It’s time for you to get up and go to work. Good morning.
5. I wish you a delicious cup of coffee and a quick Monday! Good morning, and have a wonderful day.
6. I was attempting to compose a romantic good morning message for you. But then I discovered I wasn’t a poet when I awoke. Good morning, Have a lovely day.
7. Even though love is believed to be blind, I can see your wonderful face. Good morning, my sweetheart! Have a wonderful day.
8. Good morning sweetheart. You seem more appealing in the morning than at other times of the day. Good morning, my dear, and have a wonderful day.
9. Good morning to you. Pleasant luck in your efforts to be in a good mood today! Good morning.
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10. You’re relieved that your alarm didn’t go off, but I’m confident that your bed will. Try sleeping all day if it doesn’t work. Good morning, and have a pleasant day.
11. It’s a never-ending party in life! Everything, even my lipstick, is in its proper place. The alarm then goes off. Good morning, and have a lovely day.
12. You need to learn how to get up early and prepare your partner a fragrant cup of coffee. Good morning.
13. It’s a lovely morning. The only disadvantage is that time zones are inconvenient! Good morning.
14. Every morning is a war between the superego and the id, and I’m just a foot soldier with dirt on her shield and a snooze button. Good morning, and have a pleasant day.
15. I am sending a good morning greeting to someone who will view this text in the afternoon when they wake up at noon. I’m hoping to hear from you later tonight! Good morning!
16. In my dreams, you’re a lovely prince, but in the mornings, you’re a nightmare. This is why I enjoy sleeping so much. Good morning, Have a wonderful day.
17. You’re as obnoxious as an alarm clock. At the very least, I have someone to shout at in the morning. Good morning sweetheart!
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18. You are blessed to have such a king in your life as me. Good morning, my darling. Good morning.
19. Make yourself a cup of coffee and start your car because you’re in for one more difficult day before the weekend! Good morning sweetheart!
20. When the alarm went off, I was preparing to start making breakfast. Today seems like I’ll be eating cereal! Good morning!
21. Apart from your hug, your kiss is my favorite part of the morning. Is it possible that I’ll get them today? Good morning sweetheart!
22. Greetings, dear buddy. What an awful surprise to find out you’re still alive and well! Good morning!
23. I can’t tell you how much I want to lie in bed and text you all day, but the alarm clock is blaring and a mug of coffee is waiting for me. Good day, Good morning my sweetheart.
24. People always tell me that I should get up earlier. I could only accomplish this if the day started later in the afternoon! Good morning, and have a wonderful day.
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25. Even if Monday isn’t your favorite day, it doesn’t mean it will be a bad day for you. I hope you have a fantastic day! Good morning, Have a wonderful day.
26. Get out of bed and be grateful that I’m your friend. Because I’m the best buddy you’ll ever have. Good morning, Have a lovely day.
27. I got out of bed to send you a good morning text, and now I’m going back to sleep. I’m hoping you’ll respond and wake me up. Good day, Good morning my sweetheart.
28. Because it requires no work, ability, or practice, sleeping is possibly the one activity in which you can easily exceed me. My dearest companion! Good morning, Have a wonderful day.
29. morning! I’m honored that you’ve chosen to join me today. Good day, Good morning my sweetheart.
30. Relax; you’ll have tomorrow to complete the activities you set out to complete today. Good morning!
31. Get up and start your engine with a cup of coffee since the day is going to belong. Good morning.
32. When you awoke, I was still sleeping. I wanted to be the first to wish you a happy birthday! It isn’t your special day. Just a moment. You can now go back to sleep. Good morning, and have a pleasant day.
33. Good luck waking up at lunchtime, reading this good morning SMS on your phone, and then falling back asleep believing it’s still early morning. Good morning.
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34. Why should I get up early if you’re not a cup of coffee? Good morning!
35. Wishing you a pleasant morning as you begin yet another difficult day. Good morning, and have a pleasant day.
36. Good morning, and thank you for knowing everything there is to know about me and yet refusing to abandon me. You’re a wonderful buddy! Good morning, Have a wonderful day.
37. I understand how tough it is to get out of bed when you haven’t gotten enough sleep, but everyone at work depends on me. I’ll give it my best for them! Good morning, and have a pleasant day.
38. I heard your alarm clock is causing you problems. When you’re having an affair with your bed, this occurs. Good morning, mate!
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39. This morning, I was considering borrowing a kiss from you. Will you just give me one? I have no qualms about returning it with zeal! Good morning, and have a pleasant day.
40. A friend is someone you think about first thing in the morning. Yes, I was thinking of you and pondering whether or not you were still alive. Good morning, Have a wonderful day.
41. If you don’t get up, you’ll miss the sun’s best. Good day, Good morning my sweetheart.
42. Because you will never meet a negative person in real life, always think optimistically. Good morning and hello. I hope you’re having a fantastic day! Good morning, Have a lovely day.
43. I had all I wanted in life till the alarm went off. Good day, universe! Good morning, and have a pleasant day.
44. You’re not the type of person who texts a pal a good morning message first thing in the morning. So I’m the one that gets to play the part. Good morning, and have a lovely day.
45. The sun has already risen, and you are as beautiful as the light. Good morning sweetheart!
46. Good morning and hello. The sun is already calling your name. I decided to answer on your behalf. Good morning sweetheart!
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47. While I was holding you and murmuring sweet words into your ears, something unusual happened. The alarm sounded. Good morning!
48. I never believed procrastination could be contagious until I met you. Good morning, and best wishes for another day of lazing in bed and messaging each other. Good morning sweetheart!
49. Good morning! Please remember to be grateful for having a husband like me! Good morning sweetheart!
50. This isn’t acceptable. When I noticed you had already awoken, I was about to welcome you with a good morning greeting. Good morning sweetheart!
51. Don’t get me wrong: I enjoy getting up in the morning. It’s just that it shows up at such an inopportune time. Good morning sweetheart!
52. The morning is the best time of day. The only drawback is that you have to wake up at such an early hour! Good morning, and have a lovely day.
53. Your good morning message inspires me to get out of bed every day. If you want to have a miserable day, don’t forget to text me first thing in the morning! Good morning, Have a lovely day.
54. A cup of coffee and your good morning text are the ideal combination of enjoyment in the morning! Good morning sweetheart!